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shouldabeenablowjob:

[reading fic]

[cute thing happens between otp]

[covers face]

[grins]

[slides down in chair and pulls legs up]

[long high pitched whine]

[straightens self out and continues reading]

austinautolile:

you like favorite band. we friend.

thepyrolizard:

imagine-the-unimaginative:

thepyrolizard:

SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting

dead sirius

Get the fuck out

don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve

peewentz:

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

joshuasramsays:

isn’t it weird how we adore all the small things celebrities probably hate about theirselves like that one scar on their face they got when they slipped that one time or that one piece of hair that just won’t seem to stay or how their tummy isn’t completely flat when they sit down yet we can’t do the same for ourselves

thegiggles:

hungarian:

what will happen when i’m 40 & still find 18 yr old guys really hot

you replace the term hot with the phrase ‘what a handsome young man’ and it’s suddenly socially acceptable

ifyoucarryonthisway:

you would think that after shaving your legs again and again and again all the fucking time that your leg hair would be like hey guys i get the feeling she doesnt want us around maybe we should just give it up but literally theyre always just like MAYBE THIS TIME!!!!

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

castielthebadassangel:

thegabbicave:

0ftenhated:

savannahfaerie:

doctorsaxon:

sweetmotherofpie:

Imagine a movie like The Avengers

But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces

It was Disney Princesses

“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.

“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”

YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE

“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”

“Kuzco… Smash”

when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama

LKFD;KFKLS;

milkouji:

my Son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena