[cute thing happens between otp]
[slides down in chair and pulls legs up]
[long high pitched whine]
[straightens self out and continues reading]
- every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
isn’t it weird how we adore all the small things celebrities probably hate about theirselves like that one scar on their face they got when they slipped that one time or that one piece of hair that just won’t seem to stay or how their tummy isn’t completely flat when they sit down yet we can’t do the same for ourselves
you would think that after shaving your legs again and again and again all the fucking time that your leg hair would be like hey guys i get the feeling she doesnt want us around maybe we should just give it up but literally theyre always just like MAYBE THIS TIME!!!!
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
my Son (places hand on your shoulder) (places other hand on your shoulder) (places hand on your head) (places other hand on your head) (places hand on your hip) (places other hand on your hip) eh macarena
- What I mean: You are one of the best friends I've ever had. The level on which we connect baffles me. I'm so so happy that I can share my interests, secrets, guilt, faults, joys, and insecurities with you in confidence and receive encouragement to improve and keep being better, and I'm comfortable with the ease with which I can reciprocate those feelings and that support to you as well. We make a great team and I'm really fortunate to have you in my life.
- What I say: u lil shit