australiansanta:

*whispers to laptop* baby u make me lose ctrl

Here’s serious advice: Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(Source: himchanspenus)

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

• me:i'm gonna make you mine
• me:*right click, save image as*

• Me every night:I don't need to sleep.
• Me every morning:I need to sleep for 3 days straight.

pinkwithlace:

I’m a pervert (ノ￣ー￣)ノ

You’re a pervert ヘ(￣ー￣ヘ)

We’re all perverts (ノ￣ω￣)ノ  

sluttyjongin:

reblog if oppa is prettier than u

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux:

I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.